Bored? go to www.google.co.uk In the search box thingy type 'french military victories' (without the comas) and then hit the I'm feeling lucky button. Good eh? :-)

My audition for a role on one of DaveErics T shirts.... only to be pipped at the post by a chicken madras
Alas Nick and I did warn Graham about the dangers of eating too much soya bread....